Dad's idea of a formal dress

Not my dad’s idea though.  Me and the word “sex” DO NOT work in the same sentence.  Plus, I no longer know any boys, and I go to an ALL GIRLS SELECTIVE SCHOOL (which tries to be private.  Though, I guess I should be thankful that it isn’t a private school.  Limits the amount of sluts.  Then again, most of them are Asian nerds so…)